Words Cannot Describe: June 2012

That Jacob and I are getting married! :)

We're verrrry excited.

But right now we're being frustrated by angry facetime gods. booooooooooooo.

Favorite Quotes

"Nicole, Go tickle the ivories"

"Quick! Buy something so I can put my book in a bag!"

"I'm as healthy as a horse and as big as one too!"

"I'd rather shower with a bear"

"Sliding rocks on a hill of doom... how original."

"Walk! Walk like you're walking through Hell wearing gasoline soaked pajamas."

"A shaaman, if you will. They scare the ghosts out of you by rubbing a dead guinea pig on you from your head to your toes. Do you REALLY wanna go that route?"

"Don't feed Ozzy. He has diarrhea. And don't touch the towel in the family room."

"I'm like a vampire, I have to be invited in to be able to enter"

"I can't believe you beat me! I'm at BYU!"

"p.p.p.s. Maren, Just relax. Eat drink and don't be merry but be righteous because tomorrow you could die."

"What do you think this is? A dress rehearsal? This is your life [Maren]. Fix it."

"yeah...perhaps you should just be bold and say like "I'm 18, and I can't tell how old you are...but I won't go out with guys 25 and older..do you fall into that "category?"

Words Cannot Describe

Yaay Music :)

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I also neglected to mention