"I beg you pardon? My name is black, his name is Tan... I can't believe you just made that assumption. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family."
"you don't remember where you were this afternoon?"
"No, it was yellow and boring. just write down that it was lame. I do like that jacket, somewhere a transient is shivering in the night."
"I'd rather shower with a bear."
"Dude, you thought I was gonna have trouble fitting in. I have this shirt, this shirt, this shirt and these are my exact Kenneth Coles and that picture of my mom parasailing in Montego bay?! You moved me in here?"
"dude we got lucky, they just threw somebody out. Now, help me set up the clapper"
"Hey guys whats up?"
"Initiation that's what. Give me your best shot. bleh"
"did you accomplish anything last night besides selling me out for vacant head?"
"sweet, let's call the chief and get paid!"
"Wow, she's really planting one on him huh?"
I am so excited because in a few short hours, and maybe already, Becca and I will only be 1/2 an hour apart. :
well. Now someone else needs to computer. I LOVE PSYCH. It makes me happy. Sometimes I wish I could be like him. You know, conscienceless and able to lie and have fun. I'm a TERRIBLE lier. I guess thats a good thing.